On Accepting An Invitation To Drink With A Retired Japanese Schoolteacher
That was a bad idea. Not the fifth glass of sake, that felt pretty good. The tenth was borderline. But the fifteenth (?), that was a really bad idea. And so here I sit/stand/stumble, trying to get ready for bed after what had to be the most comical/difficult bike ride home, barely sober enough to hammer out this post (please excuse any typos, I'll edit them out in the morning). But seriously, it doesn't matter how much I have pickled myself drinking Wild Turkey over the last five years. I can't hold a candle to some of these Japanese men. And I realize that that sounds ridiculous, but my God, how come he was still able to stand and make coherent sentences in a language that he really doesn't understand and I was reduced to God knows what? I mean, yeah, I got to practice some of my Japanese, but this is riduculous. Oh well, I suppose it's 'training' for the next time. In the meantime, I'm going to bed. I still can't believe this.
On returning to the aformentioned retired schoolteacher's house today for an origami lesson from his wife, it seems that I consumed fewer glasses of sake than I originally thought. The actual count was nine or ten. Which just goes to show what it will do to you. Still though, the lesson remains: make sure you know exactly what your drinking companion can handle before sitting down to the table.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 12:02AM
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