Modern Day Drifter

No, scratch that.  I have plenty of things to say about this gadget(?), innovation (?), step towards gender equality(?).  Most of them are questions.  How does it stay clean?  If you take it to the Arctic like the company advertises, will it freeze?  What's the real difference between the Whiz, Whiz Plus, and Whiz Midstream?  The questions are limitless.  The only real problem is that I can't give it a trial myself.  So if any adventurous women out there want to take a crack at peeing standing up, I'll help fund any Whiz model you want as long as I get a full report.