A Chocolate Jesus Is More Appropriate Though

Hmmm.  This is a tough one for me.  I support artistic freedom in nearly all contexts and I do think that it is much more appropriate for children to recieve a chocolate Jesus on Easter Sunday instead of a chocolate rabbit, but I suppose I must defer to the judgment of the people in charge at the hotel after receiving what they perceived as death threats.  Which I think is even more ridiculous.  Clearly these people were unable to see the sarcasm and irony evident in the 'My Sweet Lord' sculpture.  After all, I think children would be perfectly willing to accept Jesus as their savior if he presented himself in chocolate.  So Ryan, this is the logical extreme of the Cheesus Christ communion wafer.  This, my friend, is more flavor from your savior.

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[~R.]

'And at Easter kids get chocolate bunnies because the color of the chocolate matches the color of the wood of the cross...Well you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?!'
–Eddie Izzard

I love how Bill 'No one can surpass my douchebaggery' Donahue calls this 'one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever.' I thought that would've been the Pope collaborating with the Nazis. My bad.

But speaking of chocolate and Easter, Lee, I gotta tell you that you dude are missing out on the greatest candy ever. You know those Reese's peanut butter eggs? Well now they have a mini version! It's the same shape and consistency, only half the size! I can eat an entire bag in two days! And I did! Twice! I may not yet have given my heart to Jesus, but he's sure claimed my stomach.

[~R.]

And for more on Mr. Donahue, check out this shit:
http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2007/04/donohue-head-of-hate-league.html