Cluck, Cluck, Boom

Now that it's turkey season in North Carolina, I would just like to provide everyone with a comprehensive guide to making turkey calls.  My personal favorite is the the Kee Kee Run mouth call, but feel free to choose your own.  And remember not to wash your hunting clothes with laundry detergent since turkeys can spot its effervescent residue.  And yes, this guide really is in the 'Lifestyles' section of my local newspaper.