I'll Accept Small Donations, Too

Anyone have $5000 they're willing to give me?  Or is anyone willing to buy me a $5000 Christmas present?  I would purchase this myself, but sadly I only got ¥5000 for carrying a shrine around Nanae yesterday and not the $5000 I need.  And yes, I'm saying 'need' and not 'want'.  I'm really not asking for much here, just the coolest fucking present I have ever seen.  No really, I would proudly display it on my coffee table or bookcase and dust it every day.  I would polish it when it needed polishing.  There is no limit to the list of things I would do to maintain this immaculate piece of awesomeness.  Until then, I'll just go ahead and start preparing it's place in my apartment.  And figuring out how to send it back to the US.  Thanks so much for your support.