So Why Were They Scheduled For August?

This is why the Chinese will dominate this century.  It has nothing to do with their population or nuclear weapons or rapidly growing economy.  The most important thing going on in the country these days is their professed ability to manipulate the weather with rockets.  That's mind-blowing.  And somewhat frightening.  Just think of what people with the mentality of 'Shit, it's not raining so let's fire a rocket into a cloud to make it rain' can accomplish.  I can't even think of any humorous responses because my brain isn't geared that way.  And that's just another sign that the Chinese have already won; they have superior thought patterns.  So I salute you for your efforts and abilities, Beijing.  And thank you for shouldering the burden for the next century or so.  America is tired of it.  Or at least I am.

Comments

[Lee]

Think about all the fun you could have with this. Lets say your mortal enemy is having a party, fire a few rockets and now his party is being rained on. I wonder if we could just keep making it rain on one particular country? Or even better on one person? I would vote that it always rains on Hillary Clinton.

However fun this would be it cannot continue or else everyone starts firing rockets and the variables you are trying to control grow exponentially. So here is to China the biggest nerd of them all.

[~R.]

Okay, your spending entire weekends with Whit doesn't really work for me. Just FYI.